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GermanyxReader: Nothing,I just fell out a window

Don't worry its nothing like the picture,you did not fall several stories into a pool.


                                                   You were a clumsy girl. You had always found a way to hurt yourself by accident,which cause your husband Ludwig to worry about you a lot. Soon cops started to come to your house wondering if your husband beat you,and everyday you told them no and acted like it was nothing. Here's three times you hurt yourself.

The Microwave and Oven

         You were doing 4 things at the same time,making something in the microwaves,baking something in the over,talking on the phone,and chopping up something with a butcher knife.Your husband was at work. You were so busy on the phone that you accidentally cut your finger,so you went go get the first-aid kit when you forgot about the over. You open the oven and took out what you were cooking,but since you weren't wearing oven mittens,it burned your hand pretty bad,so you dropped the food on the floor,but then when you rushed passed the microwave,it blew up,causing the glass to shoot into your arm. Soon you heard the door open and your husband walked in the house,and rushed towards you when he saw you, He asked what happened and you replied with a simple answer such as,"The microwave blew up,and I burned my hands while I was on the phone".

Falling down the Stairs

              You were holding multiple items. A box,wooden supplies,a hammer,pack of nails,and some glue. You were going to the basement to make a bird feeder. You kicked open the basement door and when you set foot on the first step,you slipped down the stairs dropping so much,cause two nails to get stuck in your hand,getting hit on the shoulder by a box filler with tools and a hammer,and spilling glue all of yourself. By the time you reached the bottom of the stairs,you felt pain in your shoulder and hand,but when you tried to move you legs,you couldn't,reason,krazy glue had been keeping your pants together. Your husband wouldn't be home for an hour,so took a nap. You woke up when you heard your husbands voice. You tried to move,but the glue had spread and had your shirt and pants glued to the basement floor. "mein gott,(name),what happened?!" your husband asked you,you turned your head to him. "Well I fell down the stairs while carrying some tools" you told him. Your husband had to cut your shirt open and cut your pants open to get you out. After that you and your husband had crazy sex but you fell out the bed and hit the dresser causing a lamp fall on your head.
Well those were two times,but I saved the best for last.

Falling out the Window

                          Today was a Saturday,so that meant your husband was home. You were in you and your husband's room upstairs and your husband was in the backyard sitting in a chair next to the pool. You were in your swim suit cause you were about to go take a dive in the pool,but you didn't know it was going to be a dive like this. While you were putting your swim suit on you knocked you cup of water down without noticing and it spilled on the floor. You weren't paying attention to where you were walking to and you walked into the wall,cause you to stumble back a little and turn around only to slip on the water that was spreading across the floor and you slipped towards the window,you tried to grab onto something,but instead,you grabbed onto a bucket of paint,well,a bucket of black paint,and fell out of a window,to bad your windows glass can be easily broken. You fell out two stories,landing on a small roof causing the black paint bucket to open and spill black paint on you as your rolled off that roof and into the pool,cause your husband to rush to the pool and take you out. "(Name) are you okay?!" he asked,you nodded your head,got up and went back into the house with your husband following. You walked in the kitchen without think and bumped into the table and fell while grabbing a knife holder causing 2 knifes and a carving fork to get stuck in your arm. Your husband rushed over to you and pulled out the 2 knives and carving fork,and grabbed something and wrapped it around your arm tightly to stop the bleeding. What he didn't notice is that he had got blood on his hand and shirt.
        And thats how you ended up in this situation,cops around your house,your husband in handcuffs. The cops had your husband in handcuffs cause they thought he tried to murder you by pushing you out the window and plus he had blood on his hands from the accident. "He wasn't trying to murder me,It was an accident!" you told the cops,"thats what they all say cause they fear their husband,if it was an accident,why does he have blood on his shirt and hands?"A cop asked,"Because I vas trying to help her!" You husband said,clearly angry. "Yeah tell that to the judge" The cop said. "What exactly happened" another cop asked,"NOTHING HAPPENED!ITS WAS NOTHING,I JUST FELL OUT A WINDOW THATS ALL!!"you screamed. Well looks like you and your husband will be going to court.
Don't worry its nothing like the preview picture,you did not fall several stories into a pool,its just a picture from a movie.
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TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh gosh. That is crazy...and it sounds like something that would happen Ti me....
4EverSlendermansGirl Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The stairs always have it out for me here at home...and anywhere else. T_T"
koyfish13 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol your storys are so funny
Memichow Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student Writer
Heatherinthewoods Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
strange thing is that I can imagine myself doing this.....
Lalalandawaits Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have the movie final destination 5 and that looks like Olivia's death to me...
Memichow Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Student Writer
if your talking about the picture then yes it is
elfeariniel Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL this is great! Well, not for poor Luddy...
Girl-of-nations Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013
sadly, i have actually fallen out of a window before.
Ground level
right into a rose bush.
i am such a fail
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
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