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GermanyxReader: Nothing,I just fell out a window

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Don't worry its nothing like the picture,you did not fall several stories into a pool.

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                                                   You were a clumsy girl. You had always found a way to hurt yourself by accident,which cause your husband Ludwig to worry about you a lot. Soon cops started to come to your house wondering if your husband beat you,and everyday you told them no and acted like it was nothing. Here's three times you hurt yourself.

The Microwave and Oven
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         You were doing 4 things at the same time,making something in the microwaves,baking something in the over,talking on the phone,and chopping up something with a butcher knife.Your husband was at work. You were so busy on the phone that you accidentally cut your finger,so you went go get the first-aid kit when you forgot about the over. You open the oven and took out what you were cooking,but since you weren't wearing oven mittens,it burned your hand pretty bad,so you dropped the food on the floor,but then when you rushed passed the microwave,it blew up,causing the glass to shoot into your arm. Soon you heard the door open and your husband walked in the house,and rushed towards you when he saw you, He asked what happened and you replied with a simple answer such as,"The microwave blew up,and I burned my hands while I was on the phone".

Falling down the Stairs
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              You were holding multiple items. A box,wooden supplies,a hammer,pack of nails,and some glue. You were going to the basement to make a bird feeder. You kicked open the basement door and when you set foot on the first step,you slipped down the stairs dropping so much,cause two nails to get stuck in your hand,getting hit on the shoulder by a box filler with tools and a hammer,and spilling glue all of yourself. By the time you reached the bottom of the stairs,you felt pain in your shoulder and hand,but when you tried to move you legs,you couldn't,reason,krazy glue had been keeping your pants together. Your husband wouldn't be home for an hour,so took a nap. You woke up when you heard your husbands voice. You tried to move,but the glue had spread and had your shirt and pants glued to the basement floor. "mein gott,(name),what happened?!" your husband asked you,you turned your head to him. "Well I fell down the stairs while carrying some tools" you told him. Your husband had to cut your shirt open and cut your pants open to get you out. After that you and your husband had crazy sex but you fell out the bed and hit the dresser causing a lamp fall on your head.
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Well those were two times,but I saved the best for last.

Falling out the Window
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                          Today was a Saturday,so that meant your husband was home. You were in you and your husband's room upstairs and your husband was in the backyard sitting in a chair next to the pool. You were in your swim suit cause you were about to go take a dive in the pool,but you didn't know it was going to be a dive like this. While you were putting your swim suit on you knocked you cup of water down without noticing and it spilled on the floor. You weren't paying attention to where you were walking to and you walked into the wall,cause you to stumble back a little and turn around only to slip on the water that was spreading across the floor and you slipped towards the window,you tried to grab onto something,but instead,you grabbed onto a bucket of paint,well,a bucket of black paint,and fell out of a window,to bad your windows glass can be easily broken. You fell out two stories,landing on a small roof causing the black paint bucket to open and spill black paint on you as your rolled off that roof and into the pool,cause your husband to rush to the pool and take you out. "(Name) are you okay?!" he asked,you nodded your head,got up and went back into the house with your husband following. You walked in the kitchen without think and bumped into the table and fell while grabbing a knife holder causing 2 knifes and a carving fork to get stuck in your arm. Your husband rushed over to you and pulled out the 2 knives and carving fork,and grabbed something and wrapped it around your arm tightly to stop the bleeding. What he didn't notice is that he had got blood on his hand and shirt.
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        And thats how you ended up in this situation,cops around your house,your husband in handcuffs. The cops had your husband in handcuffs cause they thought he tried to murder you by pushing you out the window and plus he had blood on his hands from the accident. "He wasn't trying to murder me,It was an accident!" you told the cops,"thats what they all say cause they fear their husband,if it was an accident,why does he have blood on his shirt and hands?"A cop asked,"Because I vas trying to help her!" You husband said,clearly angry. "Yeah tell that to the judge" The cop said. "What exactly happened" another cop asked,"NOTHING HAPPENED!ITS WAS NOTHING,I JUST FELL OUT A WINDOW THATS ALL!!"you screamed. Well looks like you and your husband will be going to court.
Don't worry its nothing like the preview picture,you did not fall several stories into a pool,its just a picture from a movie.
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:iconthekitkatartist:
TheKitKatArtist Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh gosh. That is crazy...and it sounds like something that would happen Ti me....
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4EverSlendermansGirl Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The stairs always have it out for me here at home...and anywhere else. T_T"
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koyfish13 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol your storys are so funny
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Student Writer
thanx
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:iconheatherinthewoods:
Heatherinthewoods Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
strange thing is that I can imagine myself doing this.....
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:iconlalalandawaits:
Lalalandawaits Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have the movie final destination 5 and that looks like Olivia's death to me...
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013  Student Writer
if your talking about the picture then yes it is
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:iconelfeariniel:
elfeariniel Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL this is great! Well, not for poor Luddy...
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:icongirl-of-nations:
Girl-of-nations Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013
sadly, i have actually fallen out of a window before.
Ground level
right into a rose bush.
:iconohgodwhyplz:
i am such a fail
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:iconkasukabe12:
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
THAT HOUSE IS OUT TO KILL OFFICER ARREST DIS HERE HOUSE
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Writer
Officer the house didn't do anything,reader and I are just clu-*falls down the stairs and into a wall unit causing a tv to fall on me* ...clumsy...
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:iconkasukabe12:
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
yup were freaking clumsy its like Happy Tree Friends only were still alive ... magically were still alive
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Writer
yeah!
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:iconkasukabe12:
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
=p
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Writer
:P yum you taste like chocolate,OLLIE,LETS MAKE CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES!
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:iconkasukabe12:
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
dat wasnt gay once so ever
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Student Writer
gay means happy ^^
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:icondarkdragonqueen3000:
darkdragonqueen3000 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Student Artist
I shouldn't be alive
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:iconorion-pax-117:
Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Gosh dang my clumsyness
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:iconhetalia43v3r:
Hetalia43v3r Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sad thing is this would probably happen to me.
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:iconlulzawesomecakes:
LulzAwesomeCakes Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
yes. pure yes.
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:iconrocky-da-kitteh:
Rocky-da-kitteh Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Lol.
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skugginn Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Once I was in my friend's kitchen. I tripped over absolutely nothing, knocking over a box of cereal, and stepping in the cat food xD
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XxRawrxX455 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I fell out a window once XD and yes it was two stories into a pool! sadly it was shallow pool and I broke my nose and arm...not fun...
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:iconmongoosemyth:
MongooseMyth Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
This...
This is entirely possible in my world.
I injured myself with CUPCAKES for the love of god...
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:iconhetaliais:
hetaliais Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Writer
I still wonder how I'm alive, I broke my foot because it bent the wrong way after tripping, I was on the counter, tripped and fell, landing on a tile floor, my back and hair got mousetraps clinching on, I fell down stairs and my hair was pulled by a strong baby, it hurt
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:iconcharleywren:
Charleywren Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
dayum. it's a wonder i'm not dead. :I
don't worry, luddy, i'll bust you out
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:iconshadowleira:
shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013   Writer
My future...

Kids: and /how/ did you lose your first husband?

Me:.... fell out of a window on accident, the police thought it was attempted murder, had to go to court and for some reason my husband and I got a restraining order from each other. When I managed to run myself over with my own car, the police realized that I was just clumsy but... yeah... things got even more complicated after that.
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Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Pffffffffft :rofl:
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:iconshadowleira:
shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013   Writer
Man my mother would be so proud of me...
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:iconorion-pax-117:
Orion-Pax-117 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
YUS
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Writer
XD
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:iconshadowleira:
shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Writer
I got someone to laugh! YES!!
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Writer
~!~
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:iconshadowleira:
shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Writer
Psh sorry for spazzing, had to.
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Writer
XD
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:iconshadowleira:
shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Writer
*hugs* thanks for being so happy.
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Student Writer
np
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:iconkenshinfangirl:
Kenshinfangirl Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
...why do these things sound like things i would do if i wasn't under constant surveillance by my mom and friends! i am a big klutz and am always tripping over my own two feet. :iconanimefallplz:
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LilianLuvsLovi Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Once I had to crawl into my kitchen window cuz I locked myself out :3 then I almost fell into the sink~ haha memories~
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shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013   Writer
>.> I /did/ fall into the sink... face first, It took me forever to get out...
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:iconlilianluvslovi:
LilianLuvsLovi Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god xD
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:iconshadowleira:
shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Writer
Man my kids are going to be so confused...
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LilianLuvsLovi Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Lol
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:iconshadowleira:
shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Writer
Heh... this is one of those stories that will only come out if they're having a really terrible day. How the heck do you faceplant into a sink by climbing into a window?! stupid gravity...
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LilianLuvsLovi Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know right!? Thank goodness for faucets! I face planted on the faucet instead of in the sink. xD
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:iconshadowleira:
shadowleira Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013   Writer
I think the faucet moved out of the way on purpose XD. ah gravity...
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Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student Writer
XD
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darkprincess163 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
i some how manage to fall out my pool and break my arm. worst part is it happened yesterday :iconheaddeskplz:
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:iconmemichow:
Memichow Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Student Writer
wow
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